Harley Quinn is mad, and we love her for it. From her origins as the Joker’s devoted sidekick to her evolution into a beloved anti-heroine, Harley Quinn has captivated us all with her unique blend of mischief, humor, and unapologetic charm. Margot Robbie is perfect for her and she shines in her twisted glory.
As I was putting this post together, I was stunned at how almost everything Harley says is savage and quote-worthy. Today let’s have a lot of fun and giggles reading the craziness Harley comes up with.
Here are Harley Quinn quotes for you!
Harley Quinn Quotes
Harley Quinn Quotes from Birds of Prey
“They say, if you wanna tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.”
― Harley Quinn
“When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. But however many times he tried to ditch me I kept coming back.”
― Harley Quinn
“I was never an establishment kinda gal.”
― Harley Quinn
“Finding love, it’s not easy.”
― Harley Quinn
“Oh, I fell hard. Like out of a plane without a parachute, right in your dumb fucking face kinda hard.”
― Harley Quinn
“We all know the saying, “Behind every successful man, there’s a badass broad.””
― Harley Quinn
“I guess all good things have to come to an end.”
― Harley Quinn
“Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker.”
― Harley Quinn
“Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity.”
― Harley Quinn
“Number 1: No one is like me.”
― Harley Quinn
“If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime.”
― Harley Quinn
“I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
― Harley Quinn
“Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.
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“I have all my best ideas drunk.”
― Harley Quinn
“I’m about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead.”
― Harley Quinn
“I was halfway across town, hungover, and thinking about breakfast.”
― Harley Quinn
“I don’t know if it’s the stray Armenian arm hair, or the fact that his cheese slices are always six months out of date, but no one makes an egg sandwich like Sal.”
― Harley Quinn
“Turns out I wronged a lot of people.”
― Harley Quinn
“With the walls closing in around me, I made a carefully calculated, highly strategic move. Fine. It was dumb luck. But still…”
― Harley Quinn
“Know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. An audience. A master. You know, a harlequin’s nothing without a master.”
― Harley Quinn
“Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.”
― Harley Quinn
“THAT is childhood trauma right there.”
― Harley Quinn
“A kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A kiss may be grand but it won’t pay the rental on your humble flat or help you at the automat.”
― Harley Quinn
“Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond.”
― Harley Quinn
“Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That’s crazy.”
― Harley Quinn
“You always want extra chili with #32.”
― Harley Quinn
“She calls herself Huntress. Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.”
― Harley Quinn
“If you’ve ever watched any cop movie ever, you know that this is when shit gets real.”
― Harley Quinn
“And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes.”
― Harley Quinn
“This next bit ain’t very pretty.”
― Harley Quinn
“You killed my sandwich!”
― Harley Quinn
“Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”
― Harley Quinn
“Told ya she had a killer voice.”
― Harley Quinn
“Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you. Just like they’re scared of Mr. J. But I’m the one they should be scared of. Not you, and not Mr. J. ‘Cause I’m Harley fucking Quinn.”
― Harley Quinn
“I’m sorry, kid. And I’m sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move. For what it’s worth, you made me want to be a less terrible person.”
― Harley Quinn
“Kid, if that burrito doesn’t make you shit, I don’t know what will.”
― Harley Quinn
“It was the kick in the balls she needed to see that she had nothing to prove to those blowhard assholes.”
― Harley Quinn
“Call me a softy. I dare ya.”
― Harley Quinn
“You’re that singer no one listens to.”
― Harley Quinn
“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”
― Harley Quinn
“I’m sorry, kid, I’m just a terrible person I guess.”
― Harley Quinn
“Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.”
― Harley Quinn
Badass Harley Quinn Quotes
“If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.”
― Harley Quinn
“My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”
― Harley Quinn
“Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”
― Harley Quinn
“Don’t get me wrong, my Puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”
― Harley Quinn
“My heart scares you, and a gun doesn’t?”
― Harley Quinn
“I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now!”
― Harley Quinn
“We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”
― Harley Quinn
“Face it, Harl, this stinks—you’re a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states, and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.”
― Harley Quinn
“I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”
― Harley Quinn
“I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”
― Harley Quinn
“What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?”
― Harley Quinn
“Love your perfume. What is that, The Scent Of Death?”
― Harley Quinn
“I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend I would be on the lookout for red flags and if I saw anything I’d do the healthy thing and murder him.”
― Harley Quinn
“But the clown-spankin’ truth is this, our strength comes not from being whole, but from bein’ broken differently. Because there’s enough of us, we are whole together.”
― Harley Quinn
“Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”
― Harley Quinn
“Now that’s a killer app!”
― Harley Quinn
“It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”
― Harley Quinn
“It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance—a lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”
― Harley Quinn
“They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”
― Harley Quinn
“If someone hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason.”
― Harley Quinn
“I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”
― Harley Quinn
“If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”
― Harley Quinn
“Sweetie, get Mommy’s bazooka.”
― Harley Quinn
“The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”
― Harley Quinn
“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”
― Harley Quinn
“Stupid bats, you’re ruining date night!”
― Harley Quinn
“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”
― Harley Quinn
“I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.”
― Harley Quinn
“You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”
― Harley Quinn
“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.”
― Harley Quinn
“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”
― Harley Quinn
“Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”
― Harley Quinn
“I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.”
― Harley Quinn
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