Kung Fu Panda, what a movie series. These movies have been a big part of teen years and I know that every time I’ll watch any of the movies, my heart will get bigger.
Such startling animations, mesmerizing locations, thrilling stunts, and the best of all, deeply emotional stories and dialogues. I mean, who can forget Master Oogway famous line about today being a present. Absolutely beautiful!
These movies are evergreen, funny, and teach us lessons that are hard to learn but inherently so simple. I love Kung Fu Panda. I’m going to watch them all now, I’m sure.
In this post, you’ll find some of the best Kung Fu Panda quotes. I hope you have a great time!
Kung Fu Panda Quotes
Kung Fu Panda 1 Quotes
“Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.”
― Po
“Quit, don’t quit… Noodles, don’t noodles… You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
― Master Oogway
“The secret ingredient is… nothing!”
― Mr. Ping
“He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!”
― Po
“I know you’re trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you at least tell me where we’re going?”
― Po
“My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.”
― Master Oogway
“Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.”
― Po
“I understand. You eat when you are upset.”
― Master Oogway
“You’re alive!… Or we’re both dead.”
― Master Shifu
“The Furious Five! You’re so much bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You’re about the same.”
― Po
“There is just news. There is no good or bad.”
― Master Oogway
“Who knows the ways of the universe? Accident? Or destiny? That is the secret.”
― Master Oogway
“But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!”
― Master Shifu
“I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda.”
― Po
“I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.”
― Master Oogway
“Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it.”
― Master Oogway
“There is now a level zero.”
― Master Shifu
“He’s a panda! You’re a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?”
― Tai Lung
“Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.”
― Master Shifu
“One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.”
― Master Oogway
“Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! And may… have also stopped his heart.”
― Mantis
“Wow! I’ve only seen paintings of that painting!”
― Po
“I’m not dying, you idiot!”
― Master Shifu
“There are no accidents.”
― Master Oogway
“How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can’t even beat you to the stairs!”
― Po
“I stayed because I thought, if anyone can change me, can make me… not me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!”
― Po
“There is no charge for awesomeness… or attractiveness.”
― Po
“I have always been proud of you. From the first moment, I’ve been proud of you. And it was my pride that blinded me. I loved you too much to see what you were becoming. What I was turning you into. I’m sorry.”
― Master Shifu
“You… dragged me all the way up here… for a bath?”
― Po
“Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before… or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he’s stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.”
― Tigress
“The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at – Ow!”
― Po
“Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.”
― Master Oogway
“The sign of a true hero is humility. But, yes, you have done… awesome.”
― Master Shifu
“Skadoosh!”
― Po
“Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!”
― Master Oogway
“I probably sucked more today than anybody in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!”
― Po
“When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate… you stink.”
― Master Shifu
Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes
“Ah. My old enemy… stairs!”
― Po
“Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be. So, who are you, panda?”
― Soothsayer
“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I’d meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she’d eat my head.”
― Mantis
“They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.”
― Po
“It’s a gift. It’s your parting gift… in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall!”
― Shen
“You gotta let go of that stuff from past, because it just doesn’t matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.”
― Po
“I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.”
― Tigress
“The hardcore DO understand. But I can’t watch my friend be killed.”
― Tigress
“How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?”
― Shen
“The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.”
― Soothsayer
“The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.”
― Shen
“If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself… at the bottom of the stairs.”
― Soothsayer
“I didn’t have any problems with my dad. Maybe it’s ’cause Mom ate his head before I was born.”
― Mantis
“I threw up around the third floor, so you might want to clean that up. You guys got an evil janitor around here or something?”
― Po
“Every master must find his path to inner peace.”
― Master Shifu
“At the first sign of trouble, I’ll give you a signal. Ka-Ka! Kee-Kee!”
― Monkey
“The most important time is now.”
― Soothsayer
“Nothing’s unstoppable except for me when I’m stopping you from telling me something’s unstoppable.”
― Po
“Well, I knew you would! That’s why I had these signs made! “My son saved China – you too can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!”
― Mr. Ping
“This was a thriving village. Young Shen was in line to rule Gongmen City. But he wanted more. I foretold that someone would stand in his way. A panda. But I never could have foretold what came next.”
― Soothsayer
“I’m not freaking out, I’m freaking in.”
― Po
“Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool? You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!”
― Soothsayer
“The mast is not a worthy opponent.”
― Tigress
“How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?”
― Po
“Fear the bug!”
― Mantis
“Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior was the worst day of my life. By far. Nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroying, horrible moment I have ever experienced. But once I realised the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.”
― Master Shifu
“A kung fu warrior! He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy… kind of plush and cuddly.”
― Wolf Boss
“Good afternoon, gentlemen… now that we’ve got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.”
― Shen
“Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles!”
― Mr. Ping
“Anything is possible when you have inner peace.”
― Master Shifu
Kung Fu Panda 3 Quotes
“If you only do what you can do, you’ll never be better than what you are.”
― Master Shifu
“Me? Teach? I mean, why not Tigress? She’s always telling everyone what to do.”
― Po
“Time is just an illusion, there is only the now.”
― Master Shifu
“Aw, so now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years?”
― Po
“Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for *thirty* years, asking one question: who am I? Who am I? I’m lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt-“
― Master Shifu
“All you have to lose… is our respect.”
― Tigress
“I’m not trying to turn you into me; I’m trying to turn you into you.”
― Master Shifu
“What if the pandas don’t have food you like? You’re never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.”
― Mr. Ping
“There’s so much wisdom in here, I can’t find anything!”
― Master Shifu
“You can’t take Po away from me. No, no, I want a second opinion. Shifu, open another scroll or something.”
― Mr. Ping
“What? It’s blank? Are you kidding me? Not again.”
― Master Shifu
“Never under-estimate the impact of dramatic entrance!”
― Po
“There is always something more to learn, even for a master.”
Master Shifu
“Oh, you think I can’t keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.”
― Mr. Ping
“Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.”
― Li
“I always knew I wasn’t eating up to my full potential!”
― Po
“Dad, you heard what Shifu said Oogway said. This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi, and I can only master chi by knowing who I really am.”
― Po
“I’ve been asking myself that question. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? I’m all of those things.”
― Po
“We’re pandas! We don’t do stairs!”
― Li
“You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.”
― Master Shifu
“Don’t you go disappearing in petals ever again.”
― Mr. Ping
“What kind of panda doesn’t know how to roll?”
― Bao
“Dad. Dad. Dads!”
― Po
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